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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Ive never really felt a compulsion to try and summarize myself for other people to read - and to evaluate.

If you’re going to evaluate me, at least be up front about it and talk to me! Talking to someone is a much better way of getting to know them than reading their blog is!</description><title>conjoiner rejoinder poisoner concealor revelator</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lazerpanther)</generator><link>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>aresnakesreal:

my aunt’s dog went to day care and they gave her...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6351e4d99dec15a2525b5b4ddb74eac5/tumblr_mn4mob47201rx4ae5o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aresnakesreal.tumblr.com/post/50958323238/my-aunts-dog-went-to-day-care-and-they-gave-her" target="_blank"&gt;aresnakesreal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;my aunt’s dog went to day care and they gave her this report card which i’m really happy about&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50960391266</link><guid>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50960391266</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:48:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxv2jr7K7j1r9ee4eo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50960355473</link><guid>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50960355473</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:48:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5ba62a187a5e643c453966e18e85664/tumblr_mn4ngyzggM1qcm16uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e2f571561272c1d5e8faec967b7942e/tumblr_mn4ngyzggM1qcm16uo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50960270266</link><guid>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50960270266</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:47:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3stopRSRx1qcmnsoo1_r1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50957185079</link><guid>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50957185079</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:10:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It always seems to me that people shy away from having any sort of informed discussion or...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It always seems to me that people shy away from having any sort of informed discussion or debate.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Okay, i&amp;#8217;m as big a fan as goofing around with my friends as the next guy, and sometimes life is a little fucking heavy. I understand if you just don&amp;#8217;t want to get into a big, passionate conversation. Im talking about people who NEVER want to talk about anything of substance, which is a startling amount of people to me. Its gotten so bad that when i &lt;span&gt;suddenly start gesticulating and getting passionate about &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;something that actually deserves my passion,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt; people look at me like some kind of alien.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you disagree with me and argue with me (Sam) thats fucking great. I love you. Even if I dont think you&amp;#8217;re right, im always so happy that at least you&amp;#8217;re taking a fucking stand on something, and arguing about something that matters to you. People who never argue about anything, by contrast, are not worth your time, because they will never challenge you and they will never help you to grow as a person.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50957025187</link><guid>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50957025187</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:08:51 -0400</pubDate><category>and no this was not motivated by any recent event so there</category><category>samuelfuckingshepherd</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b8a083f34bdae4c098328c289fb6cc25/tumblr_mjxy4knq841qe2ig0o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50955515965</link><guid>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50955515965</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:50:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26lkgDThR1rt32y9o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50954986846</link><guid>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50954986846</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>carrotsforferrets:

jinn0uchi:


Numbers stations are mysterious...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa8563ab95da56b28563f113c8bc554c/tumblr_mmnrxoldwN1qav174o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://carrotsforferrets.tumblr.com/post/50893175224/jinn0uchi-numbers-stations-are-mysterious" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;carrotsforferrets&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numbers_station" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Numbers stations&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; are mysterious shortwave radio channels of indiscernible origin that exist in countries all across the world and have been reported since World War 1. They are identifiable by the unusual contents of their broadcasts: seemingly random sequences of numbers, words, letters, tunes, and Morse code, usually spoken by artificially generated voices of women and children. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;The most common theory regarding the purpose of these bizarre stations is that they’re used by governments the world over to secretly transmit encrypted commands and messages to spies. That said, even though numbers stations have been discovered all over the globe and in any number of different languages, no government has ever officially acknowledged their existence. While the espionage theory is a logical one, with no official confirmation of their purpose the jury is still out.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;One particularly odd station, &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UVB-76" target="_blank"&gt;UVB-76&lt;/a&gt;, has existed since the late 1970s and has broadcast a simple, repetitive buzzing tone 24 hours a day ever since. On very rare occasions, however, listeners have reported a Russian voice interrupting the buzz to read out sequences of numbers and words, always in a consistent format — this happened once in 1997, once in 2002, once in 2006, &lt;em&gt;56 &lt;/em&gt;times in 2010, and 14 in 2011. As with all numbers stations, its true purpose is and will probably remain unknown, but the increase in frequency of &lt;em&gt;whatever&lt;/em&gt; it’s doing is certainly odd.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;You can listen to well over 100 recordings of numbers stations for free on &lt;a href="http://archive.org/details/ird059" target="_blank"&gt;archive.org&lt;/a&gt; but be forewarned that they’re all kind of, well, &lt;em&gt;eerie&lt;/em&gt;. They feel like something you shouldn’t be listening to, which stands to reason since apparently you’re not supposed to know they exist.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;these remain, without a doubt, one of the creepiest things we know in this world&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh man UVB, the ol’ Buzzer. I tuned into that when I had a Ham radio. Pretty neat.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50901869152</link><guid>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50901869152</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 08:02:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed73f874ac86085131c1ba908dc6cbcf/tumblr_mmsvqgcT4N1sqdvj7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50901617505</link><guid>http://lazerpanther.tumblr.com/post/50901617505</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 07:55:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>amoying:

tommypom:

Working at Tumblr HQ!

FIX THE GODDAMN...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ee34d4e37a125b7a20a866e3e054cc2/tumblr_mm5k6tqgTh1rnmidmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amoying.tumblr.com/post/50806020056/tommypom-working-at-tumblr-hq-fix-the" target="_blank"&gt;amoying&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tommypom.com/post/49415391628/working-at-tumblr-hq" target="_blank"&gt;tommypom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Working at Tumblr HQ!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;FIX THE GODDAMN VIDEO PLAYER FOR GOD FUCKING SAKE&lt;/p&gt;
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a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fakehighschoolboyfriend.tumblr.com/post/49160091064" target="_blank"&gt;fakehighschoolboyfriend&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“i never knew you wanted to join the military”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“why are you getting married”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“that’s an awful tattoo”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“what am i doing for the rest of my life”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“how will i afford deodorant in college”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“why can’t i graduate already”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”&lt;/p&gt;
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