fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
Its a weird feeling, being an atheist, to know that i am more at peace with the prospect of my own death than some christians are
I hate my job I hate feeling like another cog in another machine that is itself a cog in a massive machine. I hate being confronted with my insignificance. I hate being told what to do. I hate minimum wage I hate that i make 7.50 an hour and i work harder than friends of mine who make 8.50 an hour. Way harder. I hate having to put on a forced smile and a stupid fucking hat and bend over every...
trillow: you eat one guy and suddenly you’re that guy that ate that guy
handsome-squidward: gameandwatch: natsugay: For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass Proof for those of us that are unaware I’m crying listen to it
Ive been working every weekend for a few weeks now and ive actually kinda forgotten what its like to stay up real late knowing you’re able to sleep in tomorrow Its so nice~
ohrejoice-rejoice: your capstone was literally about horses i don’t think i need advice from you about anything
This website maps every recurring joke on Arrested... →
thebluthcompany: usnews: An interactive visualization of running jokes in Arrested Development. This is amazing.