May 2013
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fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
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Its a weird feeling, being an atheist, to know that i am more at peace with the prospect of my own death than some christians are
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I hate my job
I hate feeling like another cog in another machine that is itself a cog in a massive machine. I hate being confronted with my insignificance. I hate being told what to do. I hate minimum wage
I hate that i make 7.50 an hour and i work harder than friends of mine who make 8.50 an hour. Way harder. I hate having to put on a forced smile and a stupid fucking hat and bend over every...
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trillow:
you eat one guy and suddenly you’re that guy that ate that guy
handsome-squidward:
gameandwatch:
natsugay:
For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass
Proof for those of us that are unaware
I’m crying listen to it
Ive been working every weekend for a few weeks now and ive actually kinda forgotten what its like to stay up real late knowing you’re able to sleep in tomorrow
Its so nice~
ohrejoice-rejoice:
your capstone was literally about horses i don’t think i need advice from you about anything
This website maps every recurring joke on Arrested... →
thebluthcompany:
usnews:
An interactive visualization of running jokes in Arrested Development.
This is amazing.
